laughS~

now hold out your index finger.
1) tell them: if this is a spear..
2) what is this? (shake your spear-finger. obviously
    its shakespear!)
3) then wiggle it around and ask what is this again.
    (thats a dancing britney spear)


JAPANESE PPL ARE TOOOOO FREE!~!~

dis video is about these 100 ppls~ ( i assume its
jobless ppl~ too free to do this already!~ haha)
chasing random ppl down d streeetss~ HAHAHA
so stupid lar.. i like d 1st n d last wan!! HAHAHAHA
d 1st wan was so relaxx.. last one~ LOL!
see for urself lar~ enjoy~~





I've found dis news in the Soompi forum~ haha!~
damm farni weh!! sounds so bodoh!! ROFL!~!~



Boy's screaming kills chickens in China
Wednesday Jan 24 21:11 AEDT
Hundreds of chickens have been found dead in east
China - and a court has ruled that the cause of death
was the screaming of a four-year-old boy who in turn
had been scared by a barking dog.

The bizarre sequence of events began when the boy
arrived at a village home in the eastern province of Jiangsu
in the summer with his father who was delivering bottles
of gas, the Nanjing Morning Post reported on Wednesday.

A villager was quoted as saying the little boy bent over
the henhouse window, screaming for a long time, after
being scared by the dog.

"One neighbour told police that he had heard the boy's crying
that afternoon and another villager confirmed the boy
screaming by the henhouse window," the newspaper said.

A court ruled the boy's screaming was "the only unexpected
abnormal sound" and that 443 chickens trampled each other
to death in fear

The boy's father was ordered to pay 1,800 yuan ($A290) in
compensation to the owner of the chickens.



Another news i read.. HAHAH!~ so bodoh ROFL!~

ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an
erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis
amputated in the next couple of days.
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Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat
the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution
because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and
his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews
focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the
news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation
means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual
activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

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